over this bullshit car

my car won't start i bought it used but it literally ran
like brand new i've had it for a few months an i had
a head light out , and before that the information
bar under my radio messed up an looks like it went
out an back to the point i turned the car off after
driving ( was running perfect not a single thing
wrong ) i turned it off for about 15 -20 minutes an
now it will not start , battery was working perfect
but keeps making ticking noises when i turn the
lights on . basically it's like my cars possessed , my
dad told me to put it in neutral an try starting it
because the security lights on but the car started
going crazy like the doors kept locking an unlocking
and making lots of weird noises . i seriously don't
know what to do or anything